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I feel like most of my life choices can be summed up with this gif: 

zimriya:

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once-upon-a-time-the-end:

He said if he ran in those shoes, they’d fall off.

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what-the-hells-going-on:

ho-ho-holy-shit-its-christmas:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO

I PULLED IT OUT BUT NOW ITS MAKING DEMON NOISES

IM AFRAID TO UNPLUG IT WHAT IF IT SHOCKS ME

IM GONNA UNPLUG IT HERE GOES

I UNPLUGGED IT BUT ITS STILL MAKING DEMON SOUNDS

your url makes a disturbing amount of sense right now.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS I ALMOST DIED

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follow the person this was reblogged from 

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deanandsamarebrothers:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

thank you. thank you so much. so very very much. thank you.

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hellosweetiex:

i just remembered the one time me and my friends met panic way back in 2008 and i kept calling ryan ross by his full name until he finally said ‘hey just ryan works too, you know.’ and i was like ‘ok george’ and brendon laughed and ryan smiled along and mumbled a ‘shut up’ to him and my friend was like ‘george ryan ross the THIRD do not use that tone’ and brendon just lost his shit

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In the delivery room 

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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meanplastic:

heartless:

imagine if we all went to school together

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orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

"Hey son, where are you going?"
"OUT!"