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Cosmo Tip #21: to lighten the mood during sexy time, hum the Danny Phantom theme song

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Brazil: we came out to have a good time and hones-[Germany scores again]

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Okay, just hear me out for a second.

Muggleborn kid with a talent for magic. Not real magic. Like, sleight of hand magic. And then a prefect catches them doing something like making a ball appear to vanish or whatever, and just loses their shit because this 11 year old kid has utterly mastered Vanishing Spells and what the hell how is that even possible.

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shoutout to my mutuals that I don’t really talk to y’all still cool

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fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

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How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.

I’m 100% sure it was just George


First of all fuck you

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real talk, young volcanoes is a really nice happy song but “make it easy, say i never mattered” is probably the most heartbreaking lyric from that album and feeling like you identify with it is awful 

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how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name

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For anyone who sees this going around, DO NOT CLICK ON IT. It is a screamer that is flashing and showing Jeff the Killer. Please pass this around so others who may have epilepsy or plain don’t want to see screamers do not click on that link. 
EDIT: That entire blog has posted multiple screamers and is in no way sorry for any harm they have caused to people!! please be warned!!

I could have had a seizure if I had seen this post.I have an EXTREME phobia of Jeff The Killer to the point that screamers of him can send me into life threatening panic. 
Screamers aren’t funny.

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“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

well at least someone closed the goddamn door

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me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse